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Mullet Party

Mullet Wig (Surprise Mix)

Mullet Wig (Surprise Mix)

Regular price $25.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $25.00 USD
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Quantity

One premium mullet. Personality assigned by us. Order one per head; the price per mullet drops as the headcount climbs. Surprise Mix means we handle the blend, because the bag-grab moment is the whole point.

What it's made of

Synthetic fiber on an elastic band, gloriously fake and proud of it. They look terrible, they feel terrible, they are exactly as good as they need to be.

Shipping and returns

Standard ships in 1 to 2 business days and lands in 3 to 5, with rush and overnight waiting at checkout. Unopened wigs come back within 30 days for a full refund, even if you cracked the box to count them. The ones that have already been on a head are yours forever (we are not restocking a worn mullet, and you would not want us to).

Will it fit?

One size, and it stretches to cover the situation. We have put them on 6 foot 4 groomsmen and 5 foot 2 grandmothers, and both committed fully.

Care instructions

Care instructions: none. Shake it out if you want, but a mullet that looks a little destroyed is a mullet doing its job. You cannot make this worse. People have tried.

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