Memento Mullet.
The night you remember is never the expensive one. It is the one where everybody looked ridiculous at the same time and finally stopped performing. That is the entire thing a mullet does. It breaks the mirror.
Don't live every night like the world is ending. That would be a disaster. Pick one night. Place the order. Pretend that night is tonight. Wear the wig.
We tested it at a friend's wedding. It crushed.
Two brothers, one bag of mullets, one dance floor in Austin that has never recovered. We turned it into a business because the alternative was getting real jobs, and you've read what our dad thinks about that.
We believe the world needs more mullets and fewer boring parties.
Your dumb questions, our sarcastic answers.
Standard ships in 2 to 4 days and gets to you in about a week. Event next weekend? Order now. Click rush shipping. Pay the upcharge. Stop reading this FAQ. Go.
One size. We've put them on 6'4 groomsmen and 5'2 grandmothers. Both committed.
Yes. Terrible. That's the point. They are exactly as good as they need to be. If you wanted craftsmanship you would not be on this website.
You can. Cold water, air dry, and lower your expectations. A mullet that has seen a dance floor carries that night with it. We consider this a feature.
For 100 plus, give us three weeks and we'll make you look like a genius. Give us one week and we'll still try, but rush shipping will be doing pushups.
All of our mullets have been tested on animals, and they looked dope af. We're in talks with the San Fran zoo to help restore their panda population by giving some to the males.
Yes. And it works. Life is so preciously short, and the best times are when we lose track of time altogether. We found that mullets are the perfect way to do that, and we want to share it with everyone. It's good to have fun.
Weird ask? Big order? partnerships@mulletparty.com gets read by an actual founder.