Score it live. Three misses spells the whole word. The group chat handles enforcement.
Shuffle sets the pull order. Nobody argues with the shuffle.
3, 2, 1 per event. Freestyle counts double: tap twice, we won't tell.
Thirty seconds per toast. Vote when everyone has suffered equally.
Deal, then pass the phone. Peek your target, hide it, hand it on. Catch yours wigless and you inherit their hunt.
Tap the big button when the music cuts. Rulings are final and can be bribed.
The bag is a games console.
Every game below runs on the same hardware: one bag of mullets and a room of people who came to have a normal evening. Open a game to get the rules, the stakes, and the tools to run it.
W.I.G.
Basketball has P.I.G. We raised the stakes. Play anything: hoops, darts, cornhole, beer pong, the weird putting green in Greg's office. Make your shot and the next player has to match it. They miss, they take a letter.
Three letters spells W.I.G., and the loser wears one to work the next day. Or school. Or brunch with the in-laws. Photo proof required. No hats, no hoods, no mercy.
Mullet Mystery: Who Killed the Party?
Somebody's dead. It's the best night of your friend group's year. A quiz casts the whole room, clues drop every ten minutes, accusations fly, and the twist is not the one you think. Twelve mullets, twelve mustaches, one sealed envelope.
Kit alone: $19. Free with any pack.
The rest of the arcade.
No boards, no batteries, no rules longer than a text message. Tap a game to open it.
Bag Grab
The ritual, scored. Pull blind and become whoever you pull for the rest of the night. Answer to the name. Defend the backstory.
Mullet Olympics
Five events, one champion. Wigs stay on through all five. Gold medalist keeps their mullet forever. It's on the record.
Business in Front
A thirty-second toast, corporate-serious, in full mullet. The room votes. Laugh mid-toast and you're out. Best deadpan wins.
Secret Mullet
Assassin, but make it hair. Catch your target without their wig on and they're out. Last head standing wins.
Freeze
Music plays, mullets dance. Music stops, mullets freeze. Last one moving takes the loss. The aux holder is God now.
The Documentary
A photo scavenger hunt for the group chat. Five shots to capture. First to five wins the night.
The Hairdrop
Egg toss, no egg. Your partner catches the wig on their head, no hands, then both lines take a step back. Last pair standing owns the night.
Musical Hairs
Music stops, every wig changes heads. Yours is not yours, guarding is illegal, the bare head is out. It ends with a duel over one wig.
House rule for all of them: nobody has ever put one on in a room of other people putting one on and not had a great time. We have no idea why this is true. We just know it is.