THE SHOP. ALL OF IT.

Watch the price drop. As the order grows.

You pick the number. We pick the mullets. That is the Surprise Mix. Drag past 100 and it gets dumb fast. Drag past 500 and it gets stupid. We respect that.

YOUR BAG
20 mullets SQUAD MODE
PER MULLET
$20
$400 total
You save $100 vs one at a time
$200 cheaper than Amazon
Free shipping over 50. The mullets do the rest.

Or grab a pack we already did the math on.

One click sets the slider. You can still argue with it.

The Mystery 12

Twelve mullets plus the murder mystery kit. Somebody's dead. It's great.

12 mullets + kit · $240

Add-ons. Take them or don't.

Backup Pack

+$40

Two extra mullets. One always disappears. One always ends up in the pool.

Mullet Insurance

+$29

Covers acts of dance floor.

Rush Shipping

+$45

Pay the upcharge. Stop reading this card. Go.

What is Mullet Insurance?

Lose a mullet to acts of dance floor and we replace it, free, no questions asked. The insurance is $29. The mullet it replaces costs $14.

Yes. You read that right. This is $29 of protection on a $14 wig. You could just buy two more wigs and a sandwich. And yet every week, someone buys this. We love them. We are not giving the money back.